Can you have a cat sectioned? I don’t mean in a Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall sharp knife way, but taken into care so they are no longer a risk to the general public. She’s never really been right since she was a kitten with her huge disproportional ears sat listening to the world service and strange foreign ‘easy listening’ jazz stations rather than playing with balls of wool or getting her head stuck in brandy glasses. Just recently she has fallen in with the wrong crowd though, and maybe tried some recreational catnip with some of the roughhouse sorts from over the fence. Anyway like any other difficult teenager she is now rebelling against everything by sleeping spread-eagle on the radiators and only today I found her not only under our duvet but under the fitted sheet. Yes that was right 'under the fitted sheet.' Before anyone lectures me on this ‘Yes I know it is an abomination against God and all other things that are right!’ but that is how it is.
Please help!
With posture like that, I think you'll need a chiropractor before you need a psychiatrist. And with those ears, she's going to hear you creeping up on her.
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