Sureflop Cat Flop

Yesterday a lady gave me this wonderful Christmas message and concise blow by blow ‘How To’ information sheet on getting rid of unwanted Tom cats that terrorise and leak. So firstly she started by suggesting that prevention is better than cure and recommended the internationally acclaimed;-

Sureflop Cat Flop

Then she addressed the issue of where the cat had sproyed with;-

Simple Solution cleaning spray (Clea pest from Jollyes)

And then finally should all else fail shoot the B*stard with a;-

Super Soaker water pistol (silent once pumped up)

Generally at Christmas I would expect to get a bottle of something that would get me pissed, but this isn’t really what I had in mind!