No man is safe!

Although this hasn’t been widely reported in the press, just recently after many years of planning and tracking Barack Obama finally gave the go ahead and ordered the big push to attempt to eradicate the man responsible for some of the worst atrocities that the world has ever seen. It emerged just over a week ago that Donald Trump’s hairdresser had been tracked down to a high walled barbers shop near Arkansas where he was planning more follicle madness from his undercover hair lair. It appears that President Obama finally snapped and ordered the attack after being forced to spend almost an hour trying to Photoshop a number of personal details onto a birth certificate only a few days before. Tragically though a White House employee who many believe to have been a Nicky Clarke sympathiser may have tipped off the mousseing maniac who now may have even fled the country and could be planning new reprisal comb over attacks.