I have flame proof trousers. These are trousers that can contain both internal and external explosions of a fiery kind. Some claim, I am sure you will agree. I also have a similar equipped jacket with some Hi Viz panelling on the back, and also a Dale Farm full face visor that is terribly P.C. but a little dented!
Anyway, whilst wearing this stuff yesterday (except the visor for religious reasons) at a local cash point at Tinkers Bridge I was approached by two women and an inquisitive husky who smelt me up and down. Not the women, just the Husky.
The woman with the dog lead then said “You can leave the gas man alone” to which I retorted “I’m Electric”
She winked and then said “I’m sure you are honey”
Was she being ironic?
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That's dangerously close to being a genuine dogging incident.
ReplyDeleteI think it must have smelt the whale blubber on me. Thats what comes of shopping in Iceland
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