I believe the other day that an Angel unfortunately may have crashed into our kitchen window whilst visiting the area. I of course never saw the mystical messenger of god’s aeronautical blunder, and am unaware if any damage was sustained or even if any swear words were uttered.
I believe the Angel to be roughly the size of a fully grown pigeon and possibly distracted by the grandiose splendour of my new fence panelling.
God, just for the record I do not wish to take this matter any further and will happily bear the costs of removing the angelic imprint if only you could give the six ball combination for tomorrow night.
What a vista! It's like windows heaven! I hope the angel made it back to the pearly Gates.
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We seem cursed, so maybe the cat got it!
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