Black is the new Black

I’ve been thinking a lot about death recently, well not so much Death but more his tailor. On the face of it, that black hooded cloak thing should go with virtually everything but the Grim Reapers main man only advises to accessorise with a scythe. You see, less is more, but some people just don’t get it. Take the Green Cross Code guy, Dave Prowse’s bit part in Star Wars. Apparently all the chaffing made his voice go funny and after that, children the world over wouldn’t even allow him to push the button on a pelican crossing for them. For me though tonight I am going for the Roy Orbison at a funeral look and damn the consequences.